my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”
I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
noddin my head like yeah
movin my hips like yeah
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??